Abelincoln

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A has-been. Lost his touch and credibility.

• It should be noted that Abe used to roam the rolling tundra of the indie room like a lion looking for food. Once upon a time he was the sort of mane sporting brute that would pounce on lower level dingoes and smaller cretins of the same intention as Abe himself. At present, Abe is nothing more than a shadow on the indie wall making a few echoes of what his prior work might have pointed towards, but he never seems to gather the same spirit as his past's avatar seemed to do. RIP Abe, we will suffer your boring Taco Bell worker jokes and ongoing "bitch slap you" comments with shallow breaths in accordance with our loss.

[abelincon] Ilove to masturbate anywhere. Whenever I go into a public bathroom I love to jack off in the stall. Sometimes I make it really loud if there is a person in the next stall. Once I jacked off at a urinal and this guy walked in and decided to do it. And I swear I'm not gay but it was cool. I didn't look at him but I enjoyed it. I even did it on a city bus once at the back and came all over the seat. I love people to see me do it. I dunno why.

[abelincon] Lube up a toilet seat and fuck away between the cover and the thing you actually sit on. It feels so much like sex, especially if you lube it up good. You can control the tightness by either placing items on top or pushing slightly down with your hands. For this you must be on your knees, so it is good to have a couple towels handy to kneel on. It's easy to clean up cuz you cum in the toilet and just wipe the lube off the seat.

[abelincon] well i just got in from the mall and starbucks! shit i love tazo chai.. i wish it was down the street from my house so i could get it everyday! hahaha. anyhow, i bought some bright ass red shit for my eyes, and black lipstick :P for halloween. i tried on a jacket at the mall, that i want very badly, but it was only in a small (which was too tight across the shoulders) or an extra large which obviously isn't gonna fit well at all! so i'll go back in a couple days when they might have more in.

[abelincon] if you are 25 and you like tool there is a 100% chance that you havent showered today