Concerning Women

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[edit] Yanni on women: a heartwarming dialogue

[yanni] there's nothing wrong with fucking a girl who has a pussy like a 12 year old, if she is actually 18+

[yanni] no such thing as too skinny
[yanni] a girl is too skinny if she dies
[yanni] if she's still alive, I'll fuck her

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[yanni] jesus christ
[yanni] jamie, where's your fucking self respect
[yanni] show a little fucking restraint
[yanni] there's nothing more undesirable to a man than a woman who makes herself TOO available
[JamieDeath] yanni how dare you
[yanni] fucking think about it
[JamieDeath] just because I lathered myself up for you and thrusted repeatedly into your face as you busily typed into slsk does not mean I'm some sort of common whore
[yanni] as far as I can tell, jamie is just a mongrel whore
[coldhead] you don't appreciate her subtlety and golden wit and vag cramming
[yanni] that's just what I'm talking about jamie
[coldhead] also her vag fangz
[yanni] I can understand being unable to withhold your bodily urges around a man like me, but these people are fucking nerds.. the worthless dregs of humanity at its lowest.. use some fucking judgement jamie
[JamieDeath] ok yanni
[JamieDeath] from now on you can screen every internet boi that I talk to ever
[yanni] good jamie
[yanni] the first thing you need to do is quit using such foul language
[JamieDeath] yanni I really 'priciate all that you do for me
[yanni] a lady doesn't say fuck
[JamieDeath] ok yanni
[yanni] or any of those disgusting slang terms for your vagina
[yanni] you shouldn't even TALK about vaginas unless you're talking about medical conditions, and then only in close company
[JamieDeath] what may I call my vag yanni?
[JamieDeath] my precious flower?
[yanni] that would be a lot better
[JamieDeath] what if, and I'm not saying this would ever come up, if I was saying the sentance "I want your big hard pulsing love wand in my ... "
[JamieDeath] how would I go about finishing it yanni?
[yanni] you don't say shit like that
[yanni] if you're interested in the company of a gentleman for the evening, you go about it with some fucking class
[JamieDeath] but our PMs yanni....
[yanni] ask him to come up to your suite for tea and cake
[JamieDeath] and when do I get to fuck him?
[yanni] fuck him whenever you want
[yanni] just don't speak graphically about it
[JamieDeath] is sucking off in the toilets strictly forbidden or just on the occasions where it's a family home
[yanni] men are keenly aware of how a lady talks and how that reflects her class and upbringing
[JamieDeath] may I comment on his penis size to my girlfriends/catpower the next day yanni?
[yanni] I don't care what you do with guys.. just be discreet
[yanni] a gentlemen kisses but doesn't tell, and a lady shouldn't do either.. she should just bend over and keep her mouth shut
[JamieDeath] and who should I ask to hold my hair back while I puke up a crate of wine/a liter of semen?
[yanni] ask the bathroom attendant
[yanni] it's their job for fuck's sake
[yanni] just don't drink from the bedet

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[yanni] which one of you called me here
[yanni] I awoke from a dream, in which a beautiful soulseek maiden called to me, her voice was most urgent.. she said that yanni is her only hope
[yanni] I wasted no time in traveling the leagues of distance to answer her call
[yanni] ok I just fell back asleep in my recliner chair and I had the same dream, I'm positive that a soulseek maiden is in grave peril
[yanni] and when her arms reached out to touch me I could see that they weren't very fat
[yanni] so I don't think it's emi
[yanni] please my maid, I have come to answer your call.. tell me who you are! tell me my mission! I will not fail you
[yanni] I will plunge headlong into the deepest danger to maintain your survival
[yanni] you only but need pm me or press 12
[yanni] or msg me on myspace/wonderswan
[yanni] my true maiden would never mislead me.. and I'm pretty sure that once I have rescued her we will have sex
[yanni] that's usually how it works with these dreams
[yanni] this was a maiden of the highest quality
[yanni] of course.. how could I have not seen it sooner
[yanni] it was fairybella!
[yanni] fairybella has called to me in the deepest of my dreams, from across an ocean fraught with peril
[yanni] I must go to her now, before it is too late to save her.. I must go to england
[yanni] how fitting it is, for my final adventure to take place in the land of kings
[yanni] how fitting, indeed
[yanni] I embellish nothing, my words are true as day
[yanni] and as sure as the sun shall rise in the east, so too shall I set in the west.. upon the shores of the old world where kingly deeds were once commonplace, and fell beasts once plagued the land
[yanni] then let the world rejoice in my second coming.. yanni the brave shall ride again