Dana

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[siberian husky] my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
[professor] dana is like angkar in khmer rouge cambodia, an amorphous, ominipresent, omnipotent abstract ideal, an entity that hovers over indie chat, influencing our every thought and deed

A methamphetamine success story. Speaks several languages, knows the answer to all your homework, can cook, chat, study, style hair, floss teeth and carry on a cladestine forbidden love with a teacher ALL WHILE WEARING TRACK PANTS.

Reads and speaks Arabic and Farsi. Probably looks up bomb making on the Internetz. KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

[edit] Tributes

Since time immemorial, Dana is the traditional recipient of all your creepy stalker PMs. A typical exchange is reproduced below:

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