Darlingclementine

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The only comparison to clem would be Snow White. Who wouldn't want a Snow White in Indie?
Learned how to use a dishwasher while studying to get her GED. Loves large, throbbing black cocks. Has probably the BEST taste in music of all members of slskindie.

[javonne] maybe if Frank Zappa had taken drugs he wouldnt suck so much
[darlingclementine] maybe if your mom had taken more drugs you would've died in the womb.

[darlingclementine] scottish people sound sort of like irish people with downs syndrome.

[valium got me through it] darlingclementine
[valium got me through it] i bet your pussy gets exceptionally wet
[darlingclementine] i bet if you fell on a fucking knife with your face, no one would care.

[yanni] kittendrowningsack is using alexa as some kind of mood production machine in some ridiculous experiment.. which is a little ironic, since I suspect that alexa is incapable of feeling human emotion

[coldhead] clem is strong and constant
[coldhead] she doens't talk about dog sex
[coldhead] she's just there for you, sheltering you from the storm
[coldhead] comforting you
[coldhead] and giving you warm milk
[coldhead] and a sympathetic ear
[coldhead] and nudez

[MutantParty] alexa only knows about dicks and donuts!

[radagast3000] i saw miss spellbion once. she is the quinntesential opposite of chin-girl. and i hope her majesty corrects my poor spelling always
[radagast3000] she has a lovely chin and nose

[radagast3000] you are the spelling bee champion, i am forever to behold your presence of awesomeness
[darlingclementine] we could be best friends for a week or so.
[radagast3000] darling alexa

[Loss Leader] she masturbates to ginger kids off of harry potter

[yanni] darlingclementine : You're fucking beutiful. Yes we are all twisted fucks probably that hang here but not all are ugly or over the hill. If I were to have you for just one night I would do nothing but be a tool for you sexually to do whatever you wanted with. Hell I'd even settle for just telling you over and over how beutiful you are and that you make sure that you get a bf that truelly deserves you. Seriously, your eyes are out of this world.

[darlingclementine] you know i'm a dude right?
(19:16) [horny] your not a dude i saw your picture and it was pretty
(19:17) [horny] hello?
(19:18) [horny] do you wanna have cybersex?
(19:21) [horny] hello?
[darlingclementine] oh that wasn't me.
[darlingclementine] that was my sister.
[darlingclementine] i'm using her account to download music.
(19:22) [horny] sure well get her on here shes hot as hell
[darlingclementine] hell yeah she is.
(19:22) [horny] you think your sister is hot
[darlingclementine] don't tell.
[darlingclementine] wellll.
[darlingclementine] don't tell anyone but we hook up sometimes.
(19:23) [horny] and have sex?
[darlingclementine] when we're really drunk.
(19:23) [horny] do you have sex?
[darlingclementine] no, we've never had sex.
(19:23) [horny] do you wanna
[darlingclementine] man i don't wanna say.
[darlingclementine] she might see this.
(19:23) [horny] come on
(19:23) [horny] well get hre on i wanna do her shes so hot
[darlingclementine] haha.
(19:23) [horny] can you please
[darlingclementine] okay man i'll see what i can do.
(19:24) [horny] thanks
(19:26) [horny] hello?
[darlingclementine] oh she's not here right now.
[darlingclementine] she's probably somewhere with her huge black boyfriend.
[darlingclementine] haha sorry.
[darlingclementine] later.
(19:27) [horny] when will she be back?
[darlingclementine] idk.
(19:27) [horny] tell her i want to do her
[darlingclementine] will do.
(19:28) [horny] thanks my name is horny for her information
[darlingclementine] the only time i exercise is when i'm chewing a twinkie.
[darlingclementine] or sucking a cock.

[darlingclementine] i went through a hardcore alt-country phase.