Expendableyouth

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Lives for two things: tapping kegs and tapping kegs. Lives life on the edge... of a toilet after a 26er of Jack Daniels. Car doesn't do a quarter mile in 10 seconds, but it'll get to the beer store quick time. If you fuck with him, he'll take your broad and your wallet. Here's the receipt. Don't worry about the mail-in rebate. Have a nice day.

[expendableyouth] if i can't have you, i've got to make due with EVERYONE else.