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(22:28) [sinddee] do you share your "real" music?
[Kid Canary] AS OPPOSED TO WHAT
[Kid Canary] FAKE MUSIC?
[Kid Canary] THE FAKE MUSIC IS ONLY FOR MY FRIENDS LIST, LOL
[Kid Canary] ITS ELITE
(22:31) [sinddee] oooooooooo well just thought it was weird that you were in the "INDIE" chat room - but when I looked at your music you have TLC and such......so how can I see the fake music? lol btw-nice pic.
[Kid Canary] THX
[Kid Canary] I AM A UNIX ADMIN OF A VERY ELITE GOVERNMENT SERVER
[Kid Canary] THE EQUIPMENT IS NECESSARY FOR PROPER SECURITY OF THE SERVERS
[Kid Canary] I DON'T LISTEN TO INDIE, INDIE SUCKS ASS
(22:32) [sinddee] TLC sux ass, sorry that you work for a government!
[Kid Canary] TLC DOES NOT SUCK ASS
[Kid Canary] OK THEY DO
[Kid Canary] BUT
[Kid Canary] YOU KNOW YOU WERE DIGGIN THAT SHIT IN 1995
[Kid Canary] DON'T EVEN LIE, YOU FUCKING LIAR
[Kid Canary] I DARE YOU TO LISTEN TO CREEP BY TLC AND NOT TAP YOUR FEET
[Kid Canary] AND FEEL LIKE A TOTAL BADASS
(22:33) [sinddee] I've been into what is in my music list since forever, anyway, I don't judge people by what they listen to, if you like TLC then get down with your bad self
[Kid Canary] I DO
[Kid Canary] EVERY FUCKING DAY
[Kid Canary] 24 SEVEN
[Kid Canary] I'M GIVING ER
(22:34) [sinddee] you forgot "365"
(22:34) [sinddee] "giving er?" are you Canadian?
[Kid Canary] VERY CLOSE
[Kid Canary] I LIVE IN NORTHERN MINNESOTA
[Kid Canary] IN A BACKWOODS BUNKER
[Kid Canary] WORKING FOR THE GOVT
(22:36) [sinddee] I thought you said you work for an "ELITE GOVERNMENT SERVER" America is not elite - elitest maybe, but mos def. not elite, not even with a little "e"
[Kid Canary] UH PERHAPS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
[Kid Canary] I AM TRACKING ASSTEROIDS THAT MAY POTENTIALLY CRASH INTO EARTH
[Kid Canary] THIS INFORMATION IS VERY SECRETIVE
[Kid Canary] CAUSE WE GOTTA KEEP IT AWAY FROM THOSE GOD DAMN COMMIE BASTARDS IN RUSSIA
[Kid Canary] CAUSE THEY MIGHT TRY TO FLY A SHIP ONTO THE SURFACE OF ONE AND REDIRECT ITS PATH
[Kid Canary] STRAIGHT INTO AMERICA
[Kid Canary] COMMIE FUCKING SHITHEADS
(22:39) [sinddee] uh yea, you need to catch up by about 20 years dude, China is the next superpower, pretty soon America will be eating rice with chop stix
(22:39) [sinddee] and not just in China Town
[Kid Canary] WHUT?
[Kid Canary] CHINA FUCKING SUCKS LOL
[Kid Canary] WHAT YEAR IS IT
(22:40) [sinddee] China may suck, but they are coming for America,. Soon America will be on it's knees, beging for redemption
(22:40) [sinddee] *begging*
[Kid Canary] NAH WE'LL USE NUKES BEFORE THE POOR GOOKS EVEN HAVE A CHANCE
[Kid Canary] THE NUCLEAR BOMB DEPARTMENT IS ACTUALLY JUST DOWN THE HALL FROM ME
[Kid Canary] THEY THINK THEY'RE SO GOD DAMN SMART
[Kid Canary] I KNOW WHAT THOSE COMMIE RUSSIANS ARE UP TO
(22:41) [sinddee] kewl well enjoy the Naplam then...
[Kid Canary] I'M GONNA SAVE THE WORLD, YOU WATCH
(22:42) [sinddee] I'll look for you on the front page.
[Kid Canary] NAPALMS IS GOOD FOR GETTING RID OF THE RABBITS THAT GET INTO OUR VENT PIPES
[Kid Canary] THEY MAKE THEIR LITLTE BURROWS IN THE FIELD ABOVE THE BUNKER
(22:42) [sinddee] I had rabbit for dinner.
[Kid Canary] EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE WE GET AN OLD PLANE BEATER TO SPRAY THE FIELD DOWN WITH SOME NAPALM AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE
[Kid Canary] IT STINKS THOUGH
[Kid Canary] ROTTING BURNED RABBIT FLESH
[Kid Canary] GOES AWAY AFTER A WHILE THOUGH
(22:43) [sinddee] Like I said, I had rabbit for dinner
[Kid Canary] DID U COOK IT IN NAPALMS?
(22:43) [sinddee] No, I cooked it in Napalm - it comes in a can now, you can buy it at Safeway
[Kid Canary] NO FUXING WAI
(22:44) [sinddee] FUCKING WAI
[Kid Canary] R U SHUR
(22:44) [sinddee] 4SHUR
(22:45) [sinddee] YOu can get it on ebay as well. YOu can get anything on ebay.
[Kid Canary] O WOW
[Kid Canary] WHAT IS EBAY
(22:46) [sinddee] okee well you have a nice life now, I'm bored.
[Kid Canary] ONE TIME I TRIED EATING ONE OF THE FRIED RABBITS
[Kid Canary] IT MADE MY TONGUE BURN LIKE ACID
[Kid Canary] AND I WAS PEEING BLOOD FOR A WEEK
[Kid Canary] =(
[Kid Canary] MY PEE PEE TURNED BLUE
(22:46) [sinddee] that's called blue balls, try mastrabation
[Kid Canary] OH NO I BEAT OFF 8 TIMES A DAY
[Kid Canary] DEFINITLY NOT THAT
(22:47) [sinddee] well maybe you should cut back
[Kid Canary] I COULDN'T BEAT OFF CAUSE IT FELT LIKE MY WHO WHO DILLY WAS GOING TO FALL OFF
[Kid Canary] BUT AFTER I SAW THE DOCTOR HERE MY BALLS WERE QUITE FULL
[Kid Canary] SO THAT WAS A FUN TIME
[Kid Canary] DO U THINK I'LL EVER GET MARRIED?
[Kid Canary] I RLY WANTTO HAVE SEX... =(
[Kid Canary] THERE'S THIS ONE GIRL AT WORK WHO I LIEK
[Kid Canary] HER NAME IS MARGO
[Kid Canary] BUT SHE HAS A MOUSTACHE...
[Kid Canary] SHUD I ASK EHR ON A DATE THO?
[Kid Canary] MAYBE ONCE WE GET SERIOUS I COULD ASK HER TO SHAVE IT OFF
[Kid Canary] SHITZ I THINK SOMEONE IS MESSING AROUND ON THE SERVOR BRB
[Kid Canary] OK IM BACK SUM1 WAS UPLOADING GOATSE?
[Kid Canary] I DUNNO WHAT THAT IS
(23:00) [sinddee] wow are you STILL using goatse to troll? I would have thought you would move on to something superior
[Kid Canary] WHAT IS GOATSE?
[Kid Canary] OMFUCK IS IT A VIRUS?
[Kid Canary] OH SHIT VIRUSES ON THESERVER OH FUCK
[Kid Canary] IS IT A VIRUS SRSLY
(23:04) [sinddee] stop being a retard
[Kid Canary] WTF BITCH I COULD LOSE MY JOB IF THIS SHIT SPREADS ON THE SERVERS
[Kid Canary] I GOTA DOWNLOAD SYMANTEC NOW
[Kid Canary] AW MAN THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER NOW
[Kid Canary] WE GOT 40,000 INDIVUDUALLY RACK MOUNTED SERVERS
[Kid Canary] AND I GOTTA SCAN EVERY ONE OF THEM
[Kid Canary] FUCK
(23:06) [sinddee] okee for calling me "BITCH" buh bye
[Kid Canary] DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO A TORRENT FOR SYMANTEC I CAN USE
(23:06) [sinddee] you can't get symantec on a torrent
[Kid Canary] RLY?
[Kid Canary] I THOUGHT YOU COULD GET ANYTING ON A TORRENT
(23:07) [sinddee] wrong
[Kid Canary] I GOT SOULSEEK ON A TORRENT
[Kid Canary] HEY I THINK I'M GONNA BUY THIS SHIRT ONLINE
[Kid Canary] TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT
File:Http://www.rkdm.com/shirts/fantasy/fire.jpg
[Kid Canary] PRETTY FUCKIKNG AWESOME ISN'T IT
[Kid Canary] I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN THAT ONE AND THIS ONE
File:Http://www.rkdm.com/shirts/fantasy/lair.jpg
[Kid Canary] OMG LOOK AT THIS ONE:
File:Http://www.rkdm.com/shirts/fantasy/rex/index.html
[Kid Canary] WHAT KIND OF LOSER WEARS A FUCKING T-REX SHIRT
[Kid Canary] LOL
[Kid Canary] MARGO WOULD BE ALL OVER ME WITH A DRAGON SHIRT THO

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