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Pancake Repairman a.k.a. FlapJack (a licensed Pancake repairman and FlapJack expert) has been known to make absurd music lists that no one really cares about. He has also been known to insult your musical taste which is always humorous since his taste is the opposite of impeccable. A fan of Juliana Hatfield. Overall ok guy. And a Pancake Pro

[Pancake_Repairman] i don't care about new modest mouse or arcade fire or clap ur hands say pitchfork. plz don't mention them in my presents.

[Pancake_Repairman] i like 2 go 2 ikea and paint my balls red and yellow and get kids 2 play with them.

[Pancake_Repairman] my fave cds of 2007: 1> redman - red gone wild. 2> corruption is king - karmic debt. 3> charlotte hatherley - the deep blue. 4> the unlovables - heartsickle. 5> up up down down left right left right b a start - worst band name ever. 6> bennie k - the world. 7> strung out - blackhawks over los angeles. 8> the higher - on fire. 9> the jennifer echo - be dangerous on rock guitar ep. 10> a hero from a thousand paces - mistakes. 11> swati - small gods. 12> hanson - the walk. 13> ashley tisdale - headstrong. 14> modest mouse - we were dead before the ship even sank. 15> cake on cake - i guess i was daydreaming. 16> machine head - the blackening. 17> nature living - sign of bright. 18> vital remains - icons of evil. 19> trans am - sex change. 20> sara bareilles - little voice. 21> rob crow - living well. 22> the six parts seven - casually smashed to pieces. 23> type o negative - dead again. 24> immolation - shadows in the light. 25> sophie ellis bextor - trip the light fantastic.

[Pancake_Repairman] my fave albums of 2006: 1> deriva - a conversation for all seasons. 2> gil mantera's party dream - bloodsongs. 3> i am robot and proud - the electricity in your house wants to sing. 4> dat politics - wow twist. 5> babybird - between my ears there's nothing but music. 6> damone - out here all night. 7> rainer maria - catastrophe keeps us together. 8> dead girls ruin everything - what a perfect ending. 9> satyricon - now, diabolical. 10> captain - this is hazelville. 11> head automatica - popaganda. 12> the pettit project - 6 week summer vacation in hell. 13> gerling - 4. 14> the progress - merit. 15> ever we fall - we are but human. 16> lady sovereign - public warning. 17> susan cagle - the subway sessions. 18> the cherry tempo - self-titled. 19> guitar - saltykisses. 20> susan egan - winter tracks. 21> guillemots - through the windowpane. 22> in ink please - formica table for two. 23> mike jourgensen - i've had it. 24> the prize fighter inferno - my brother's blood machine. 25> anaal nathrakh - eschaton.

[Pancake_Repairman] my fave metal cds of 2005: 1> sycamore dreams - recreate the panic. 2> immolation - harnessing ruin. 3> necrophagia - harvest ritual vol 1. 4> the tony danza tapdance extravaganza - self-titled. 5> centinex - world declension. 6> morgul - all dead here. 7> strapping young lad - alien. 8> divine empire - methods of execution. 9> vicious art - fire falls and the waiting waters. 10> do or die - tradition. 11> zero hour - a fragile mind. 12> nehemiah - lenore. 13> ram-zet - intra. 14> beneath the massacre - evidence of inequity. 15> cipher - children of god's fire. 16> meshuggah - catch 33. 17> yyrkoon - occult medicine. 18> solefald - red for fire. 19> dark tranquillity - character. 20> paradise lost - self-titled. 21> killwhitneydead - so pretty so plastic. 22> behold the arctopus - nano-nucleonic cyborg summoning. 23> ion dissonance - solace. 24> drudkh - swan road. 25> byzantine - and they shall take up serpents. 26> static-x - start a war. 27> the locust - safety second, body last. 28> soulfly - dark ages.

[Pancake_Repairman] my fave bands ever: 1> superchunk. 2> rainer maria. 3> hum. 4> smashing pumpkins. 5> the spinanes. 6> yo la tengo. 7> dinosaur jr. 8> red house painters. 9> braid. 10> archers of loaf. 11> sonic youth. 12> coheed and cambria. 13> my bloody valentine. 14> joan of arc. 15> the jazz june.

[Pancake_Repairman] most overrated bands ever: 1> the pixies. 2> nirvana. 3> neutral milk hotel. 4> radiohead. 5> drive like jehu. 6> slint. 7> three mile pilot. 8> the shins. 9> the velvet underground. 10> autolux. 11> the beatles. 12> at the drive-in. 13> pg 99. 14> orchid. 15> saetia. 16> boards of canada. 17> television. 18> talking heads. 19> husker du. 20> frank zappa. 21> refused. 22> cheap trick. 23> watain. 24> king crimson. 25> happy mondays. 26> david bowie. 27> the who. 28> primal scream. 29> fugazi. 30> the jesus and mary chain. 31> the stone roses. 32> the flying luttenbachers. 33> led zeppelin. 34> pink floyd. 35> talking heads. 36> pere ubu. 37> wire. 38> the fall. 39> joy division. 40> jimi hendrix. 41> xtc. 42> bob dylan. 43> miles davis. 44> brian eno. 45> can. 46> captain beefheart. 47> the kinks. 48> gang of four. 49> the smiths. 50> the zombies. 51> suicide. 52> glenn branca. 53> johnny cash. 54> love. 55> leonard cohen. 56> arcade fire. 57> the books. 58> interpol. 59> the white stripes. 60> midlake. 61> sufjan stevens. 62> animal collective.

[Pancake_Repairman] most underrated bands ever: 1> churchbuilder. 2> the moon seven times. 3> the donnas. 4> the jazz june. 5> paris texas. 6> reel big fish. 7> glazed baby. 8> shampoo. 9> DAT politics.

[Pancake_Repairman] my fave band rite now r guttermouth, daphne and celeste, and len.

[Pancake_Repairman] blind guardian doesn't have choirs and shit. therion is much more sinister. and classical.

[Pancake_Repairman] my chord changes r revolutionary. u don't get them.

[Pancake_Repairman] bcuz that's the way i am.
[Pancake_Repairman] bcuz i don't have that idioelogy.

[Pancake_Repairman] i'm like if stephen hawking and avril lavigne had a retarded baby. [Pancake_Repairman] ur like if a retarded baby had sex with another retarded baby and had an even more retarded baby.

[Pancake_Repairman] no. don't u have some household items to insert in2 ur anus?

[Pancake_Repairman] crazy frog makes jeff buckley look like vanilla ice.

[Pancake_Repairman] the only thing beethoven ever meaningfully contributed to the world of music was his limited and asinine role in the classic "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure", which i might add sucks like everything else on this miserable planet
[Pancake_Repairman] i luv how writers do like 3 pages of descriptions of generic shit for every 1 page of original creative ideas. it makes reading a chore and therefore something i can legitimately regard as an achievement.
[Pancake_Repairman] fragment, the cause is ur ass gas corrupting ur computer's megabytes.
[Pancake_Repairman] i'm retarded and proud.
[Pancake_Repairman] all emo bands r secretly christian.
[Pancake_Repairman] creed was christian.
[Pancake_Repairman] creed was better than interpol and the shins.
[Pancake_Repairman] emo is about being gay.
[Pancake_Repairman] the village people was the first emo band.

[Pancake_Repairman] racism is retro.
[Pancake_Repairman] racism is almost as lame as rockabilly.

[Pancake_Repairman] coheed and cambria is the only new band of the last five years that isn't boring.

[Pancake_Repairman] i have a head that's made of meat.

[Pancake_Repairman] classical music is a relic of aristocratic elitism. it is anti-human.
[Pancake_Repairman] u listen 2 it bcuz u want 2 pretend 2 b an 18th century aristocrat bcuz ur r pretentious.

[Pancake_Repairman] fuck the who.
[Pancake_Repairman] the who sucked so bad.
[Pancake_Repairman] the who is like if avril lavigne and the beatles had a retarded baby.

[Pancake_Repairman] http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/discussions/start-thread.html/ref=cm_rdp_dp/102-7296475-0096902?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000K2VHN2&authorID=AL3NM9L2V3JO0&store=yourstore&cdThread=Tx29RKMQNWGJ244&reviewID=R30DMJWLPYYV4S&displayType=ReviewDetail#wasThisHelpful
[yanni] pancake, you wrote a review of a review on amazon.com?
[Pancake_Repairman] it's not a review, it's a comment.
[Pancake_Repairman] i parodied the other comments and hated on the shins bcuz they suck at music.

[BitterHeart] I just want to see pancake make a list, its like being blessed by the hands of a legend himself.... Its like meeting with buddha or something
[BrokeAccount] What if Pancake IS Buddha?
[BrokeAccount] I've had my suspicions for some time, I must say.
[Pancake_Repairman] broke, why did u browse me?
[BitterHeart] if pancake is buddha we are all entirely fucked
[Pancake_Repairman] try downloading kim's chords from me so i can ban u plz, n00b

[It's me, your Dad] MY TOP TEN WINDOWS FILES > 1. DESKTOP.INI 2. CONFIG.SYS 3. ADDREG.EXE 4. CRTDLL.DLL 5. COMMAND.COM 6. IDS.INI 7. MCM.DLL 8. MOUSE.DRV 9. MOUSE.HLP 10. MODEM.CFG

[Pancake Repairman] the older shit had more prominent melodies, less subtle buried
shit. preferring it just makes u dumb.
[history professor] this is why you have no friends pancake
[Pancake Repairman] ur in here 24/7 dude. don't talk 2 me about having friends.
[history professor] hey i have friends
[history professor] but i guess you've just admitted that you don't
[Pancake Repairman] what r ur friends names?