The Decaying Turd Stain - Will He Ever Find Love?

From BluWiki

Once believed to be a handsome young man who was next in line to become the king of Israel. Unfortunately in 1995 he invaded a sorority brandishing a machete in Nazi Officer uniform and proceeded to execute five women whilst eccentrically proclaiming "I AM THE FUHRER". He was subsequently captured and arrested by the specially trained Israeli Death-Squad. In court he blamed the catastrophic night of mayhem on "one too many, down the pub with the lads" and the very understanding jury found him innocent. His freedom came at a price however; he was banished from Israel and was cursed by an ancient Israeli sage. The curse was that he would forever mourn the death of the women he slayed, and would never find true love.

He now wanders the Indie Room under the pseudonym "The Decaying Turd Stain" making futile attempts at engaging the interests of the opposite sex.

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